Lyrics to: Take Off
By Artist: Bubba Sparxxx
{*airline stewardess making announcements*}
[bubba sparxxx]
I cant forget the bumps on the road to heartsville
And Im scared to fly but surely bubba sparxxx will
Shit and I aint slept, in a month of sundays
Still Im wide awake as we coast out on the runway
And now the captain says Im number one for take off
But timmy Im too weak all this starvin led to weight loss
Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates
Im headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes - to get there?
The in flight movie today is gladiator
But I cant afford the headphones, its cool, Ill catch it later
Im cramped between two dudes, one from each coast
Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most
Hey stewardess, I cant handle all this turbulence
The rides gettin bumpy and that shit dont help my nervousness
Now they fin to serve the meal, I think Ill go with steak
Every fuckin choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this game
I barely even noticed but we covered every state
Plus Im slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - its about time
I need to take a piss but Im still scared to get up
Please lord protect those up in this air with us
The captain just started our approach into the sunset
Ive flown a million miles but the shit still aint fun yet
When this journey is complete, youll know by my reaction
Tears of jubilation as Im landin back in athens - thank you lord