Lyrics to: Dick Almighty
By Artist: 2 Live Crew
Interlude
What the fuck is yo name mutha fucka.
Long Rod..
Thick frank
Stiff Peterstiff, stiff peter
Im gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life, and ladies listen up..I may just save your relationship
They took a dick from California, transplanted that mutha fucka to Washington DC and it fucked the nation.
An answeran answer and my latest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitchs mouth
CHORUS:
That Dick Almighty allalmighty, that Dick Almighty..allalmighty.that dickalmighty
Dick Almightys of no surpriseitll fuck all the bitches
All shapes and size
Shell climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock
Hell tear the pussy open cuz its satisfaction, the bitch wont leave its fatal attraction.
Dick so powerful shell kneel and pray, awaiting her time hoping soon to slay
That dick.will make a bitch cry, when fuckin a bitch thats tight in size
That dick .has got a spell on you, once it gets inside youll act a fool
That dick.will make a bitch act cute, suck my dick bitch and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want it
If you could wear a dickbitch, you would flaunt it
CHORUS
Bitches are the ones thinkin dicks get soft, they fuck one time and they got off
Thinkin its slick just to ride the dick, theyll make a nigga cum and then hell quit?
But not the long oneI wont play that shit, put her ass in the buck and kill the clit
Its 15 inches long, eight inches thicklast name almighty first name is dick
That dickis a mutha fucka, I cant be pussy whipped by a dick sucka
That dickwill drive a bitch crazy, bitches wanna fuck when your tired and lazy
That dicksometimes costs you money, dont be blamed for a child thats not yours dummy.
That dickis a greedy bitchs dinner.I let a bitch feed before I go up in her
CHORUS
Bitches go crazy at the all night fuck, starting from the back then to the buck
Since a good dick is hard to find, I kill that pussy then fuck your mind
Bitches like the dick just claim defeat, forget the salad just eat my meat
They pay big dollars cuz they dont dumb freaks, to spend time with the Dick the Almighty
That dickwill make ya cheat on yo man
Make you so freaky and hot in the ass
That dickwill make ya hurt yourself
When you dont have dick youll finger fuck yourself
That dick.is an awful thing but you bull-dykin bitches are fuckin up the game, rubbin belly to belly and skin to skin, fuckin like hell but aint no dick going in
CHORUS
OUTRO
When a women is about to grab my private personal partsI want her to grab my private personal partsgrab my private personal parts
This record is dedicated to all you gals who dont appreciate us men enough
A Hard man is good to find..a hard man is good to find